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commission status: FULL

if you want to be added to my waitlist to get pinged when slots open back up, feel free to DM me

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commissions are semi-open again now that i've finally gotten through a big stack of big projects

basically what semi-open means is that you need to contact me directly about the project so i can evaluate if i'm able to take it on immediately or not based on what else i have on the table

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do you enjoy my art? my posts? both?

i have a patreon that you can subscribe to to help support my work! i post stuff up at LEAST once a week! much of the content hits patreon long before it goes public, & some of it is exclusive and can't be found elsewhere! there's even NSFW content at least once a month!

tiers are affordable, ranging from $1 to $3 a month, & that gets you access to all my bases for free, exclusive discord channels, & commission discounts!


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:tp_c: :tp_o: :tp_m: :tp_m: :tp_i: :tp_s: :tp_s: :tp_i: :tp_o: :tp_n:
:tp_m: :tp_e:

I'll draw (almost) anything!

OCs! Fanart! Furry! Monsters! D&D characters! Pets! Ref sheets! Tattoo designs! Weird ideas you want to see in 2D form! Spicy lewd & other NSFW stuff!

Info + TOS:

Reserve a slot! I take up to 5 at a time~

If full, request to be added to the waitlist!



:boost_ok: Boosts appreciated!

“update java”? sure, i’ll have another cup

i love it when i look someone up to block them after getting some info that they're not worth interacting with and i find out past me already did it

we're continuing into twin peaks: the return tonight at 8pm eastern

come join us as we fire up s3e11

Moisturized 💅🏻 Vaccinated 💅🏻 In my lane 💅🏻 Just took a huge dump 💅🏻 Thriving 💅🏻

the only feature i want on mastodon is for the ability to have celery man sequences pop up on my tab when i type in celery man or tayne or nude tayne

my box of n95s should be here later today. irrationally stoked for disposable masks, but until most people start masking up again, i don't trust a few layers of cloth

i'm actually playing monster hunter but that's not as funny

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putting on a khaki vest, picking up a butterfly net, and walking into the woods to capture this majestic beast.

imagine not acting like a shitty piss baby when someone asks you to take responsibility for your little crevice of the fediverse

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imagine taking responsibility for your own little crevice of the fediverse

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Red Room

R E D R O O M is a small, private instance geared toward goth weirdoes, artists and creatives, run by a queer PoC. Unofficial home of nightcrew, a roost for the bats of the fediverse.


Better red than dead.