remembered that i got a copyright ding over big tiddy alf and lmfaoing alone in my house


what if i got arrested for big tiddy alf

that would suck but also be hilarious

extinct, what do you do when you're at home by yourself for an evening?

sit in my little workspace corner with candles and incense lit, hitting my pipe, drinking coffee, sketching smut and thinking about my art crimes while i giggle to myself

the only reason i'm posting so much tonight is because i'm home alone and don't have anyone around to distract me or talk to

u welcom

@extinct do you think you could get a lawyer to say "big tiddy alf" in a court of law

@extinct "Prosecution, why is this bat in my courtroom?"

"They drew ALF with big tiddies, your honour, look"

@toydragon *this is being broadcast on CSPAN or something because it's such a huge crime and the camera cuts to me in the defendant's seat when this is said*

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