Show more

Jamming a plug of toilet paper up my nose like it's bleeding but it's just because it won't stop running

Work, dunking on the guy in the next office, anime titties pictured, cursed Show more

Decided to have a chill offline evening tonight.

As I go on masto to post about it

It's always important to yell at Eugen to unmute bofa.

Just because it doesn't exist anymore doesn't mean you can't use your voice

*jeff bezos voice* my wi- oh wait never mind.

Coffee, body part mention Show more

nsfw, kink Show more

OKAY BUT BINDERS FOR FURRIES THAT ARE MADE TO LOOK LIKE YOUR MARKINGS TO BE ANALGOUS TO FLESHTONE BINDERS FOR HUMANS

McDonalds workers should be paid $100 an hour

Show more
Red Room

A small, private instance geared toward artists and creatives.

Better red than dead.