how come *i* never find terrifying mystical women who want to lure me to my death living in the creepiest parts of *my* house


taking out a newspaper ad that's like "kind, gullible, 60% innocent young man looking to be ensnared and held prisoner forever by a evil witch. find me foolishly wandering the forest roads late a night with an easily blown out lantern"

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Red Room

R E D R O O M is a small, private instance geared toward artists and creatives, run by a queer PoC. Unofficial home of nightcrew, roost for the bats of the fediverse.

Better red than dead.