I have like no presence over here and I'm sad b/c Twitter is so intolerable but it's lonely on my tiny account on Masto.

I don't want to put any effort into fixing this so just follow me and be nice to me.

Thanks!

There they are!!! It took me awhile but here's my little snout mascot. #ThatWolfArt (Sorry for a re-upload, I noticed an error)

this is always gonna be the best corgi picture on the internet

can't help noticing it's 7 years later and joseph kony remains at large. maybe if you had liked and shared more, he'd be in the hague now. something to think about

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Yeah, I'm a gamer...

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lol, get wrecked, nerds

making a joke about the smiths in my work snapchat group of early 20 somethings and knowing full well none of them will get it is emotional labor

Tired of hearing logistical excuses for why American trains suck. The US got a man on the moon out of sheer spite we can get a few bullet trains in the damn country

The thing no one tells the kids in all the “Gifted and Talented” programs is that unless you’re one of the hyper-extreme outliers, everyone will catch up to you and you’re just going to be another average dumbass by the time you’re 20. The difference is that everyone is going to see you as a “waste of potential” instead of a normal person with a normal job.

ngl i really just wanna bounce from work and go do laundry and play yokai watch 3

my professor: please only use laptops to take notes in class!

me:

hey masto friends, is anyone taking or has taken truvada/prep? ive been on it a week and am all of a sudden having a depression episode along with a lack of appetite (which is VERY unusual for me). wondering if it gets better.

bringing my most killer yu gi oh deck to date to family court. feeling good about my chances for getting custody here

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