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be gay do crimes 

shoplifted for the first time in a LONG time yesterday

but they were out of fresh dill for less than a dollar and a small container of dried dill is like 4bux

its ur own damn fault

[this is not an invitation to chastise me, sorry i dont want to eat anything but ramen for the next week like i have been ty]

google how to stop thumb from hurting from gaming too hard


fucking got mesquite bbq popcorn and am sprinkling it with tajin


Melissa did get a stern talking-to for trying to take a pizza slice into a Staten Island Yankees game once (+50 Italian points).

But! This was undercut by them refusing to stand for the national anthem and trashtalking numetal and Eminem throughout the game.

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Melissa is fake Italian, she doesn't even have a Blue Lives Matter themed Punisher bumper sticker on the fender of her SUV.

fucking love hitting people with the "my dad asked me for my kidney in a big boy restaurant"

Avoir ma souris cassée et devoir faire le tour des meilleurs prix pour en retrouver une m'aura au moins fait découvrir l'existence du "porte-clope gamer" :

I'm not home right now, but it is what it is

:slime: Happy Slime Saturday :slime:

@sexybenfranklin @dankwraith dank has an uncanny ability to summon the densest members of this web site

trans stuff 

having to say he/they in actual real space has me thinking i might not like they/them for myself

maybe ill drop it for a while or something idk

shits dumb just dont perceive me


pronouncing "semis" to rhyme with "bepis"

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