remembered that i got a copyright ding over big tiddy alf and lmfaoing alone in my house

what if i got arrested for big tiddy alf

that would suck but also be hilarious


@extinct "Prosecution, why is this bat in my courtroom?"

"They drew ALF with big tiddies, your honour, look"

@toydragon *this is being broadcast on CSPAN or something because it's such a huge crime and the camera cuts to me in the defendant's seat when this is said*

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R E D R O O M is a small, private instance geared toward goth weirdoes, artists and creatives, run by a queer PoC. Unofficial home of nightcrew, a roost for the bats of the fediverse.


Better red than dead.